Booyah

A couple of years ago Iris' family took me to see the Cirque
        with them when it was showing at Ontario Place.  If you haven't
        been.... Get off your ass.  You're gonna want to go.

        Anyway, the company I presently work for has entered into a
        partnership with Cirque du Soleil, for whatever reason, and
        I was hoping they would offer us cheap tickets to the show.

        Today I got an email stating that we do, in fact get cheap
        tickets.  Yay!
        But only to the showing in Ottawa.... Boo!
        But i'll be in Ottawa when it's playing!  Yay!
        But we only get discounts to the worst seats...Boo!
        And only to the adult pricing....Boo!
        And there's student pricing... which means the savings are
        $4.50 per ticket.  
        
        I guess I could use that $4.50 to buy
        a pair of binoculars so that I could see what the hell is
        going on.  Get your shit together guys.  Oh well, maybe
        there'll be some other offer in the future.