Google Checkout

Google Checkout launched last night. I knew that because my retarded roommates wandered into the house at 4:30 AM and proceeded to do things like talk to each other. When they finally went to bed, I had a dream about relocating the bridges of their noses to a more suitable location (hint: Not a more comfortable one).

I am also HIGHLY irritated because I bought Hitman: Blood Money last night. This looks to be the best Hitman game yet. Except it won't run on my computer because I've got a shitty, shitty video card (nVidia GeForce 4200 Go) which doesn't support Vertex Shader 2.0. I own another game which requires Vertex Shader 2.0, and I managed to hack that into working, but this one just cuts back to the desktop when it gets to the menu.

Back to Google Checkout. It's paypal. It's the same shit. Amazon doesn't use it, eBay sure as hell will never use it. Not compelled to sign up just yet.